THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, linctus bonkers eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is thick, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just make you levitate! Just b